You figure you'll learn how soon enough.
Monday, 24 October 2011
Tuesday, 18 October 2011
===>
--MEMO LOG--
CK: well that was easy!!
BD: Easy for you to say! You're the one with the chainsaw, remember?
CK: yeah, plus i was fighting mutated fruit.
TD: I only hope my opponent is as weak as yours. Otherwise I could be in a lot of trouble.
CK: uh... well shouldnt you be able to breathe underwater?
TD: What?
CK: pisces is the fish, right?
BD: Oh!!!
TD: Interesting. I never would have thought of that.
CK: so you just gotta dive in and hope for the best!
BD: ...That hardly sounds like a good plan.
CK: sure it is!!
BD: Oh snap, I gotta go!
CK: good luck fighting the evil puppet!
CK: and jade, theres pretty much no other way to find out, is there?
TD: I suppose you do have a point.
CK: of course i do.
TD: Well, here goes nothing. Don't be surprised if the game tells you I've been incapacitated, though, as I'm about to jump fully clothed into water of unknown temperature and depth to fight a monster fish with a weapon I hardly know how to use.
CK: ok!!!
===> Jade: Examine surroundings further
--MEMO LOG--
TD: Oh.
TD: Never mind.
BD: Huh?
TD: I believe I have located the thing I am supposed to fight.
BD: ...Then why aren't you fighting it?
TD: It's... somewhat hard to get to.
TD: It's in the water.
BD: Huh.
===>
--MEMO LOG--
TD: No, really. There is absolutely nothing threatening in my area, unless you count the multitudes of rocks and cliffs.
BD: Stop rubbing it in ok?!
TD: Oh. I apologize.
TD: I was simply making an observation on my current surroundings. Are you all right?
BD: There's this creepy puppet thing in one of the tents!
TD: What weapon do you have?
BD: Some stupid club thing! I don't know how I'm supposed to use it!
TD: Hmm...
===>
--MEMO LOG--
SE: GOOD LUCK
PC: sQUIrrEEEElz!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!
TD: There doesn't appear to be anything attacking me.
BD: There's certainly something trying to attack me! D:
Wednesday, 12 October 2011
===> Sollin: Hack game mainframe
The game senses your attempt to hack it!
--MEMO LOG--
CD: i cant hack the game.
CD: sorry guys.
EB: That's okay. We've just got to find another way!
PP: Lynn, you seem to be the video game expert here. Do you know a way?
CK: not really...
CK: we could always just try beating our levels though.
BD: Sounds all right to me. How do we do that, though?
TD: Perhaps our handy interactive instruction manual has an answer to that.
SE: EACH RESPECTIVE PLANET HAS ITS OWN SET OF GAME CONSTRUCT MONSTERS ALONG WITH A SINGLE "BOSS" MONSTER
SE: YOU MUST FIND AND DEFEAT THE BOSS IN ORDER TO CONTINUE
ST: so that's what the weapons are for!
EC: That whole "boss monster" thing sounds pretty ominous.
PC: i dun wanna hurt the squirrlies.....
SE: THE FIRST GAME CONSTRUCT MONSTERS WILL APPEAR MOMENTARILY
CK: oh snap!!!!
===> Bunny: Be Sollin
Your name is now SOLLIN RUMOR.
You are considered to be the TECH WHIZ of your team, and with good reason. There is nothing you cannot hack. Unless it's something like a potato. You can't hack potatoes.
You have multiple INTERESTS, which include COMPUTERS, VIDEO GAMES, science-fiction NOVELS, and the number TWO. You're not sure if that one counts as an interest, but you really don't care.
Your chat username is constellationDoppelganger.
What will you do?
Tuesday, 11 October 2011
===>
--MEMO LOG--
KT: D:
ST: what's all that blue stuff?
EB: Beats me.
TD: Maybe it has something to do with her location. Does anyone know where she is?
BD: Yeah!
BD: She said there were books and old musical instruments all over the place.
EC: I don't see where anything blue and liquid would come from in a place like that...
PC: meeeebe she bleeds BLUE!
ST: huh?!
PC: heheheheeee
TD: As odd as that sounds, it is a possibility. Her username color is blue, after all.
PP: That's just weird, though!
EB: Well, does anyone fancy cutting themselves to find out?
RM: Um...
CK: im not planning on going emo today, thanks.
BD: Me either. D:
KT: yikes!
PC: nuuuuuuuuuu
ST: not me...
TD: Let me see what I have been given in the way of weapons.
EB: What?!
CK: dude are you gonna do it???
CK: cuz ill do it if you do it first!
TD: A trident. That should work relatively well for my purposes.
PP: Well? What color is your blood?
ST: yeah dude, don't leave us hanging!
TD: Pink.
CK: HAHAHAAHAAAAA!
RM: Interesting!
BD: Dude, are you kidding?
TD: I assure you, I am totally serious.
TD: This is actually quite interesting. Maybe this is how the game keeps track of who is who.
CK: ok, um... i guess i'll just nick my finger on one of these little blade-thingies on my chainsaw here...
KT: eep!
CK: dark green! just like my username color!
EC: Weird. Mine's just regular old red.
EB: I guess I'll try it...
EB: Wait, my weapon is some kind of gun thing. That won't work. Darn.
BD: I don't have anything sharp enough either.
ST: ok, that hurt REALLY BAD, but mine's light green.
PC: mebbeh if onna these SQUIIRLIES bites meh i can find out mah blood color!
BD: Bunny, don't you dare!
PC: pffine. >:::(((((((((
PP: I think this cane has a blade attachment...
PP: Ow, yeah, it does. Sollin, can you hack my computer's camera and tell me what color my blood is?
CD: sure man
CD: its like light greeny blue or something.
TD: Teal?
CD: yeah, sure.
PP: Cool!
BD: I wish I could find out mine... I mean, it's probably indigo or purple, but I want to see it for myself.
CK: just find some way to make yourself blush!
TD: Lynn, that suggestion has multiple implications, none of them rated under PG-13.
BD: ...I guess I could try that.
EC: Eew! Jade, why did you have to say that?!
ST: lol!
BD: OH MAN, WHY DID I DO THAT. EW EW EW EW EW.
BD: ...My blood's indigo.
PC: rainbows RAINBOWS rainbows
PC: heheheeee >:)
BD: Well, it appears there is somewhat of a pattern, excluding myself and Ivan.
KT: so mines brown??
KT: LAME
CK: OH MAN! since we all have these random blood colors that means pinkys bleeding all the place!!!!!!
EB: Oh snap, you're right! Does anyone know how to get to her?!
CD: i could try.
ST: good luck!!! im worried about pinky! D:
PC: rAiNbOwS! heeheee
Monday, 10 October 2011
===> Bunny: Reply to memo
--MEMO LOG--
--ichbinBerliner (IB) started a MEMO in the group TEAMEVERYBODY--
ichbinBerliner (IB) responded to MEMO--
IB: Hey, guys! Looks like there's two teams now!
constellationDoppelganger (CD) responded to MEMO--
CD: i'm not all that surprised, really.
IB: How about everyone introduces themselves, just in case some people don't know others' usernames?
psychopathicCanadian (PC) responded to MEMO--
PC: mah names BUNNY an i lak SQUIRRELLZ
spazzyTuna (ST) responded to MEMO--
ST: my name's skye!
TD: i'm sollin.
IB: I'm Fritzi, by the way.
trustyDarkness (TD) responded to MEMO--
TD: My name is Jade.
kittenTaurus (KT) responded to MEMO--
KT: jade no way?!?! i didnt know you were gonna play!!! :D
TD: What?
KT: im quill! your cousin! remember? :D
IB: So THAT'S who he is.
beatlesDetective (BD) responded to MEMO--
BD: I'm Charlotte!
coconutKumquat (CK) responded to MEMO--
CK: yo wassup.
CK: i'm lynn!
epicCrustacean (EC) responded to MEMO--
EC: I'm Ivan.
roboticMillenium (RM) responded to MEMO--
RM: My names Mecha.
peterPan (PP) responded to MEMO--
PP: I'm Terko!
IB: We're still missing someone...
BD: Pinky, remember?
KT: oh noes!!! D:
KT: whats the matter with pinky?
TD: Pinky has not been responding to our messages, ever since she said she was going to experiment with her given weapon, which is a set of dice of unknown quality.
ST: ack!
EC: I did see that someone was "incapacitated," but I wasn't entirely sure what that meant. I guess I know now.
IB: Sollin, is there any way you can access her computer's camera so we can see what's going on?
CD: sure, just give me a couple seconds.
PP: So... does this mean we're all one team now, or what?
BD: I don't know...
PC: SQUIRRELLLLZ
RM: I'm not sure either.
KT: it would be
KT: SO COOOOL
KT: if we were aaall on the same team!!!! :D
TD: It certainly would be convenient.
IB: How about we just call ourselves one team, for right now?
EC: Sounds like a good idea to me.
ST: okay!!
KT: yaaaay! :D
CK: team everyone it is!
CD: ok guys i got into her computer.
CD: its some weird stuff.
CD: i dont really know whats going on.
IB: Can you show us a picture of what's on screen?
KT: D:
CD: ok
CD:
BD: Woah, uh.
===> Charlotte: Be a member of the Green Team
Your name is now BUNNY KERRI.
You were recently transported into this place, which looks like a war zone, but with squirrels. Ordinarily, you would be pretty freaked out, but squirrels are awesome, so you don't care.
You have a variety of INTERESTS, which include SQUIRRELS, SQUIRRELS, SQUIRRELS, SQUIRRELS, SQUIRRELS, SQUIRRELS, SQUIRRELS, SQUIRRELS, SQUIRRELS, SQUIRRELS, and SQUIRRELS.
Did you mention that you really like SQUIRRELS?
Your chat username is psychopathicCanadian.
What will you do?
Saturday, 8 October 2011
===> Charlotte: Message Fritzi
--CHAT LOG--
--beatlesDetective (BD) started messaging ichbinBerliner (IB)--
BD: Hey, Fritzi! You wouldn't have happened to, say, start up your game recently, would you?
IB: Well, it did start up, but I didn't do it on purpose.
IB: I just kind of got... thrown in.
BD: Huh. So you're in the game right now?
IB: Yeah, I guess. I mean, I'm suddenly surrounded by fire and these white feathery things, so.
BD: All right, 'cause Lynn, Jade, Ivan, Skye, Pinky and I are in the game now too. We're Team Purple.
IB: I'm on Team Green with Sollin, Bunny, Mecha, Terko, and someone I... don't know. He says his name is Quill.
BD: Sollin's on your team?!
IB: Yeah. I saw something happened to somebody called "Scorpio." Is everything all right on your team?
BD: No, actually... something happened to Pinky and we don't know what it was. We think it was her weapon, which is dice, though.
IB: I bet Sollin could hack her laptop's camera and find out.
BD: Hey, good idea! Do you think there's a way to start a memo between our two teams?
IB: I'll give it a shot...
===> Pinky: Roll
--MISSION STATUS UPDATE--
ARIES: unknown
TAURUS: unknown
GEMINI: unknown
CANCER: tier 1-- LOMAN-- HEALTHY
LEO: tier 1-- LOTASC-- HEALTHY
VIRGO: tier 1-- LOFAC-- HEALTHY
LIBRA: unknown
SCORPIO: tier 1-- LOBAM-- INCAPACITATED
SAGITTARIUS: unknown
CAPRICORN: tier 1-- LOTAN-- HEALTHY
AQUARIUS: unknown
PISCES: tier 1-- LOSAO-- HEALTHY
--MEMO LOG--
LP: AsoahoIWEMGOhfw9804imewvlllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
CK: uh oh.
BD: Wait, what's with all the big words?
TD: It would appear that in this game, we are organized by our astrological signs.
TD: But... why is my color pink?
CK: hahahaha!
EC: Guys, Pinky's not answering! Do you think she's ok?
ST: D: maybe something went wrong with the dice!
TD: That is certainly possible.
BD: Hey, I just noticed that there's supposedly six other slots in the game. I wonder if there's other players somewhere?
CK: it's like... INCEPTION.
EC: Well, Fritzi does have a copy of the game...
TD: Does anyone have a way to contact her?
BD: Yeah, I can message her real fast... brb.
===>
--MEMO LOG--
LP: What's the big idea????????
TD: I take it your supposed "weapon" is relatively useless as well?
LP: YES!!!!!!!!
LP: I mean, a pair of DICE?!
BD: Now that's just stupid.
CK: not as stupid as mine! has anyone else figured theirs out? >:(
ST: i got... claw things.
ST: i think they attach to my hands or something...
LP: At least it's better than mine.
CK: aowieatoweimfmawp
BD: Huh?
CK: NO WAAAAAAAY.
EC: What is it?!
CK: the tube thing had a cap! and then i took it off and then it turned into a chainsaw!
CK: THIS IS SO BOSS.
CK: kinda random tho...
BD: NO WAY!
LP: Hey, if that's the case, maybe something will happen if I roll these dice!
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